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72 lines
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I woke up this morning
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With a bad hangover
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And my penis was missing again
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This happens all the time, it's detachable
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(Detachable penis)
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This comes in handy a lot of the time
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I can leave it home
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get me in trouble
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Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
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But now and then I go to a party,
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Get drunk, and the next morning
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I can't, for the life of me,
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Remember what I did with it
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First I looked around my apartment
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And I couldn't find it
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So I called up where the party was
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They hadn't seen it either
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I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
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'Cause, for some reason I leave it there sometimes
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But, not this time
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So I told them if it pops up to let me know
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I called a few people who were at the party
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But they were of no help either
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I was starting to get desperate
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I really don't like being without my penis for too long
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Make me feel like less of a man
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And, I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
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After a few hours searching the house,
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Calling everyone I could think of,
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I was starting to get very depressed, so
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I went to the kia and ate breakfast
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Then as I walked down the 2nd Avenue
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Towards St. Marks place
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Where all those people sell XXX
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And other junk on the street
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I saw my penis lying on a blanket
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Next to a broken toaster oven
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Some guy was selling it
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I had to buy it off him
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He wanted 22 bucks
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But I talked him down to 17
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I took it home, washed it off
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And put it back on
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I was happy again, complete
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People sometimes tell me
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I should get it permanently attached,
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But, I dunno...
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Even if sometimes it's a pain in the ass
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I like having a detachable penis
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(Detachable penis)
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(Detachable penis)
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(Detachable penis)
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(Detachable penis)
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(Detachable penis)
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(Detachable penis)
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______________________
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Name Detachable Penis
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Artist King Missile
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Album Happy Hour
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