naughty limericks


As cereal crops do not grow without an ear,
So naughty tunes do not sing without a voice.
We are not at the nuts on the Altay go:
Ljubo our girls overwhelm you some bread.

Meadow, where me-nots petals violence,
I was a radio operator from the booth singing opera arias.
Sing, but not podmargivay - the heart does not affect:
Outdated portable radio and alarm. (???)

Cute eye with me does not reduce - conquered nature -
The whole day goes for me as a trailer behind the tractor.
On this occasion, an accordion melodious
Until the end of the harvest, I torment him.

When Gagarin flew, I dreamed of one thing:
Well this guy was to train a bachelor.
We met and Titov, but again, not idle, :-(
Nikolayev divorced, :-) but does not know the address of my :-(

As cereal crops do not grow without an ear,
So naughty tunes do not sing without a voice.
And as a vacation get - in stellar space fly
With cute girlfriends, new ditties. 1963