23 lines
509 B
JavaScript
23 lines
509 B
JavaScript
module.exports = substack
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var npm = require('./npm.js')
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var output = require('./utils/output.js')
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var isms = [
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'\u001b[32mbeep \u001b[35mboop\u001b[m',
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'Replace your configs with services',
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'SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!',
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'MODULE ALL THE THINGS!',
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'\\o/',
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'but first, burritos',
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'full time mad scientist here',
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'c/,,\\'
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]
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function substack (args, cb) {
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var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length)
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output(isms[i])
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var c = args.shift()
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if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb)
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else cb()
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}
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